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40 Feet Tall

Discarded buildings

He does purple poos

Long extractable arms

Members of the Pico army

Sometimes his poo looks like the solidiers of Pico's army

Huge gaping jaws

Lovely presents

His poos are wrapped in wrapping paper

When he sees something he cannot stop hugging it

The warmth of the thing he is hugging

His poos come alive, turning into other slimy slugs

Could turn into a giant wave

People who are immune to its power

Turned from a handsome prince into a giant sea monster

Can activate a super-powerful team of slime beasts

Orginal Hug Slug

Loves to overthrow the original Hug Slug

Loves to nuzzle but his nuzzling is uncomfortable

Cushions. Just cushions

Once he ate a cushion with a picture of a poo on and then threw up

Can turn back into a nose whenever he wants

The smell of poop

His sneezes can blow down a house

Long spidery arms

Other creatures from its dungeon

Its poos have scary faces on

Can shoot pink fire from its mouths

Fear

Since this creature is so dangerous when it does a poo it turns back into a regular old squid

Powerful of king of the beasts

Misbehaving army soldiers

Its poos are so powerful they can take out 1000 men

Giant skull for a head

Even more giant creatures to get even bigger skulls

Its poos out of the eye sockets of its skull

Can put on a powerful light show

Stars

Its poos are so powerful they can destroy a planet

Powerful beam eyes

Great power

Its poos are so powerful they can turn a person into a parrot

Can turn invisible

Nobody knows. Whatever it touches disappears

Some people believe that the invisible beast was a giant monstrous poo

Got hit by the poos of the great constellation of terror and got turned into these great beats. Their powers include flying.

Power and light

They were turned into statues made of poo by the great beast king

Can hug you to death

Plants mostly

Poos out trees and undergrowth

Beastly servant to the beast king, Eye of Flames

Fire

The brother of Godzilla and other related monsters

Biggest ice creature in the land

Stars

This creature is not funny. At all.

Total bummer to have around. (Bummer means good)

Hug Slug relatives

The Lemschkin, like Ice King, is 0 funny

Poisonous horns

Total bummers

Total bummers are actually good (not in real life)

Enormous worm-like mouth

Other wormungulouses

One of its favourite foods is its own poo

Combination of all the monsters

Everything

Most of these monsters funny facts are about poo

Bigger than cities

Pudgy Pig (see below)

They eyeball monster is featured in beast fight war videos (see later in Know Your Monsters)

Total bummer, and not in a good way

Everything

Cannot stop his appetite

I asked these authors not to call me a total bummer so they called me a total annoyance instead. Now it is worse.

Donuts and burgers and stuff like that

Most dangerous ever to step into know your monsters so far

Long eyes that come out of my back

I would like to eat sweets, biscuits and cakes, but since I live in the water there's no chance of that

My author's accidentally put my in the wrong way round in the video

Mostly come out in the dark or at night

Alien zombies come out in the middle of the night to feed on your sweets and biscuits

Alien Zombies are extremely disgusted by lovely music

Seems to like something on the beaches of Wales. I think it is something strange like a reef. Later did I findthat this creature is attracted to goop on the reef. I had to jump on its head several time to get it to comeaway from the reef

Strange purple goo on clams dipped in mayonnaise

About twice the size of a grizzy bear and has bums on the end of its tongue

Once upon a time when I was having fun at the beach then I heard a wailing sound. I came along and it was 'something going 'moma, moma, moma'. I had found my next know your monster. I tried to shove it in my suitcase, 'grmm grmm' it wouldn't move. I tried again, it wouldn't move. I grabbed it by its tentacles and its skin, and tried to pull it into my sack. Still it wouldn't budge. I finally had to do it the hard way. I pulled out my sword just as the monster turned and grunted. 'Wwwwaaaaah' it wailed, and thrust its first tentacle towards me. I leapt back and threw my suitcase towards the tentance pinning it to the grouns. 'Wwwwwaaaaah' it went as I shoved it into my sack. Then I went home and we had pancakes for lunch. After that I shoved him into my ipad and put him on the internet for everyone to see.

Made up of little bits of dead monsters

Literally anything it can find

I accidentally created the blood monsters by giving one of my inventions too much speed

Along time ago when I just started making monsters, I made an invention called the Chipper-Up 2000. It was designed to cut up bits of monsters so they could fit on the screen. When I put up the speed up to 100 then it accidentally turned the dead monsters into bloody, vicious blood beasts. Luckily blood is dissolved by my super fart spray, made from the worst farts ever found. It dissolved the beasts right up, but it did smell really bad, and it wasn't wort it because one of the blood beasts managed to run out of the way. I ran desperately for the blood beast but it ran faster, I got my sword out but it was no use, when I sliced at it it just went straight through. Just then I had an idea. I put the chipper on to an even higher speed, and then put my cat inside... It started to cut up my cat and turned the cat into an even more vicious blood beasts. My cat swallowed the other blood beasts and went down to the toilet. I managed to flush my cat down the toilet and into the sewers, never to return again. Or were they...

Smells like year-old barf

Wants to feed on humans, but cannot find any down in the sewers

When it transformed, one if its head turned into the head of a bunny

Once upon a time I went for a walk down in the sewers. I was looking around to see if there were any odd sewer sclichers. Then I heard a 'meeeeeoooooooow', and turned around. I said ' oh it is a cat, goood kiiiiiity'. The cat reared up, it looked like my cat only drenched in sewer water, red, and had a little tiny bunny beast on its back. 'You will be a barbeque by 2024' sang the cat. 'But it will be much shorter, like you never wear short-wear' sang the cat again. 'Now become a tasty stew' he also sang. I tried of it, and run away, but the trance was just too holding. I was almost trapped in then. Just then someone came in with a house, and sprayed the creature into smitherines. I was saved. The problem one was it was very big. The giant creature toppled down and a giant wave of red sludge came towards me. I was saved from the hypno-singing but not this. I tried to run but my feet were stuck in the goop. The wave was approaching. I checked on my watch and set a timer. There was only one minute before the wave hit me. At the brink of death I was grabbed up by something violently. It was my dad. He said "I suppose being on that sewer adventure means you don't want those pancakes then". "Nope" I said. "I still want those pancakes". And that is the end of the story of the bad kitty. Hope you check in for the next Know-Your-Monsters tale

Grim cloak and purple skin

Creatures that his has killed before and then poisoned

Gruesome dogface is zero funny

He has no tale. But the authors say this: Gruesome dogface will eventually be made into a toy in the next few years.

Red, Brown

Moles and Rats

1981

Yes

Allergic to birds

Red Torquoise

Woden's Nigthmares

2019

No

Sometimes it trips over the dragon tails on its back

Deep blue, with a hint of orange glow

Everything in its path, except for pennies. It hates pennies

1975

No

When it sneezes then it blows out everything it has sucked up