Know your Monsters - Letters

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Henry James is happy to have found another Know-Your-Monster. It has been a long wait since he last found one. This monster was discovered in Wales. He wonders if the monsters have just stopped living in England ?! When he returned to England he found that monsters were just lying on the ground with holes in their head like someone had been sucking on their brains. Henry will investigate further in his next letter.

Bully or Brainsucker

My next letter starts at a BBQ with Jonathan. Me, Adam, Jonathan, and Julia were having a BBQ with pizza. Just then a the pizza machine caught on fire. Just then a bird made of fire flew out of a portal which was on the fire. The bird pulled me inside the portal. The portal was inside the flames, and as it pulled me through I felt something punch me in the face. It was a bully monster!! "HA HA" said the bully monster, "Outsider, want to challenge me to a fight?" "Yes" I said. "Mu ha ha ha ha " screamed the bully, "This little outsider thinks he can beat me in a fight? Seriously?!"

I picked up a bunch of mud and threw it into the bully's face. "Ahhh, I can't see" screamed the bully. I picked up a bird of fire on brought it down on the bully. "Fwmmmm" went the bully as I picked it up and put it in my MonsterWorks suitcase. But just as I was doing my heroic pose, I was grabbed on the ankle by a Pudgy Pig. He waas wearing a silver helmet with a feather on the top. " Snort-HAHA" he said. "You'll be good in the Monster Wars" he laughed, and shoved me into a sack.

Monster Wars

I fell out of the pigs bag with a "fwwwnch!!" I grabbed my notebook just as I fell out to find right in front of me was a hydra worm, and several hogs. "FIIIGHT" screamed the biggest hog. He had a skull on his head, sharp black claws, big bulgin' red fists, pony tails (not exactly in keeping with the look of fear) and teeth strapped onto his arms. The hydra worms plunged towards me, as I leapt out, I was frightened, but soon I knew just what to do. When the hydra worm's head went left I went right, and when it went right I went left. Soon it was so dizzy that it puked so much that it fell over. Destroyed. Just then some of the pigs came forwards, they went "snort, snort snort" in the most piggy way. The biggest pig dropped down from its seat and said "I am the best of level one. What do you want?". "Why are you called that?" I asked, as I reached for my notebook. "Well, I'm the biggest of the children" replied the hog. "But why level one?" I asked. "Well I guess there are the guards". Two giant green hulking guards came marching forwards. "Oh and I suppose there's the king". Then a giant hog with a mask on rode out, riding on top of an enormous bull.

Brainsucker Revealed

"sdlkjflaiihdlkjg" went the king of the hogs as he climed down. "lkj lkjfihw lkhd ioeoihtne moo" he laughed. "So we-dfl me-ldkjf-et finally". "I have been looking for you" the king said again. "Now it is time you learned who I actually am" as he grabbed his helment, and begain pulling and pulling at it, until it flew off, revealing a head covered in green splodges. "So bully is not the brainsucker" I muttered to myself, as I wrote in this very letter. "You are" I said out loud. Green antennae splodged off the brainsuckers face and one eye opened. "hmm mmm mmm" he said smirking and twisting his head around like a football. "I have good news, all your monsters are gone". I gasped. "No more monsters means no more viewers". "I think you are a bit wrong" I whispered as I opened my notebook. His face fumed and he puched his fist towards my iPa-

Good news. I found a computer after he ripped my ipad. Indeed all of the monsters are gone. Every single one. And he is about to challenge me against one of the biggest baddest monsters in England. Nightsucker. He put a chain around Nightsuckers neck and thrust him towards me. Nightsucker said "My time, has come" in a raspy voice.

The End of Know Your Monsters ?

After I defeated Nightskull in the killer battle then the brainsucker was so angry it sent an asteroid to my house. At this point in time then it was the last day of the summer holidays and we rocking with a party, with balloons, and even a giant know your monsters fountain. Just then we saw that the asteroid was very very close and speeding fast towards us. It started to slam in just as I was trying to finish this sentence but before I am dead I might just be able to-